Showing posts with label Purse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Purse. Show all posts

Thursday, April 15, 2010

My (Non)Purse

Linda at Barmitzvahzilla tagged me in a fun meme in which I describe the state of my purse.  One problem though--I don't have a purse.  Ok, that's a bit of a lie.  I do own a purse but it has transferred ownership over to Emily.  At this moment, it is in a storage bin completely empty.  Since I really don't want to describe what is in my diaper bag, I thought I would make this into a game of What's Inside My Imaginary Purse!

What My Imaginary Purse Looks Like

If I were to buy a purse it would be conventional.  Something like this,


Notice the long straps?  I dislike how most handbags do not fit around my shoulders, so I prefer a purse that I can loop around my opposite neck.


The size is another issue.  I like lithe accessories.  I'd prefer that my bag not be bigger than I am.


Inside My Imaginary Purse


My imaginary purse would be stocked with many childproofless things.


I, of course, would have the toilette necessities--lip gloss, chapstick, basic manicure set, powder foundation, and blush.


As I am a germophobe, I would make sure to include hand sanitizer. Since this exacerbates my already-prone-to-excema hands, I would have a large bottle of Curel lotion. Yes, it must be Curel.


To fulfill my technology needs, I would pack my imaginary iPhone in its personal case.  I would probably include an extra set of car and house keys.


Finally, I would have a mini notebook and a few pens.  Who knows when inspiration might hit.


Fashion (Non)Sense


I really don't understand the rules of matching.  I am sure that my purse would not have accessories that match and would inevitably clash with whatever I was wearing at the time.  Still, it would fulfill its role--to carry everything I think I might need in case of an emergency.   An emergency of any kind.


The Next Victims


As I am  supposed to pass this on, I decided to terrorize choose


Kenzie at Unabridged Girl


Kristen at Enjoying Every Moment


and On A Silent Sea


You can choose to participate.  Just remember, it's only my feelings at stake here.