Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Libido Awareness Day!

Ah. It's Valentine's Day. A day to celebrate love by chocolate, cards, and a romantic candle-lit dinner.

It's also time to pull out that sexy lingerie, light the candles, and turn on the romantic music because what is love without love-making?

Nothing like a good romantic holiday to remind us all that we are sexual beings with sexual desires.

Or to remind people, like me, the we have absolutely no libido.

So you go through the motions, pretend everything is going smooth, suggest an early bedtime ("oh, bed you say? certainly") and turn around and fall asleep.

Is the holiday ruined?

Nope.  Just delayed.  But, to be safe, make sure to stock up on extra chocolate and super mushy cards to placate your partner.  It will work, I promise.

Besides, there is always next year.

Until next time, enjoy your libido awareness day.


  1. Hee heed- lingerie? Not for me. This year. With years and kids, it's best to learn that some holidays can be delayed. Until the time is right.

  2. Sorry about your libido, but mine has been red hot lately. :) As long as there is Dora the Explorer on netflix, there will be serious lovin' for mom and dad! Happy V day!

  3. Certainly a smile-worthy post. Even the day after a night of Too Weary For Anything But Blurry Television.

  4. Pregnancy induced or is the low libido normal for you?
    I don't know about you, but until morning sickness has subsided in my pregnancies I'm not feeling very "in the mood" myself which is a shame because it's usually the best time to fit into lingerie that actually fits as it should...


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