Ah. It's Valentine's Day. A day to celebrate love by chocolate, cards, and a romantic candle-lit dinner.
It's also time to pull out that sexy lingerie, light the candles, and turn on the romantic music because what is love without love-making?
Nothing like a good romantic holiday to remind us all that we are sexual beings with sexual desires.
Or to remind people, like me, the we have absolutely no libido.
So you go through the motions, pretend everything is going smooth, suggest an early bedtime ("oh, bed you say? certainly") and turn around and fall asleep.
Is the holiday ruined?
Nope. Just delayed. But, to be safe, make sure to stock up on extra chocolate and super mushy cards to placate your partner. It will work, I promise.
Besides, there is always next year.
Until next time, enjoy your libido awareness day.
6 hours ago