I used to dream about being a stripper. I mean, looking like a stripper. So, when Kelly reminded me that Amber is a common stripper name, I was ecstatic. She is right! Since I have half of the stripper package (i.e. the name), I am almost set in pursuing my dream. Plus, I have always wanted to install a stripper bar in my bedroom. Just imagine all the excitement that will bring! I am sure my husband will assent to this new game plan. The money is another incentive. Anyway, I have decided to keep my name. All of you can now rest easy knowing that I will still be Amber tomorrow. And maybe a stripper.
Speaking of names, I can't keep a secret. A secret identity that is. Like the whole keeping my kid's names a secret in the blog land? Not gonna happen. Thus, I have decided to get rid of all our nicknames. Not right now! I am going to do it in a fun way. I am quivering with anticipation just thinking about it.
I am also quivering with anticipation because I have been given a whole slew (isn't that word great?!?) of awards recently that I need to pass on. Along with these awards, I need to share a list of things you don't know about me. I am pretty sure that I have disclosed everything about me on this blog already, but I will dig deep and find something awesome to share.
P.S. My kids say hi. They also say that I have been officially ungrounded. Lucky me!
P.P.S. I know that all of you have harbored a dream or two of becoming a stripper. Admit it!
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